Note to Self................

When taking Shayli to the bathroom in public make sure that its empty or everyone will be rolling on the floor like they were last night.
Here is our Convo:
Shayli: Mommy I need to go Potty.
Mommy: OK lets go.
S: No mommy I can open the door.
*Mommy stands back as she pushes and pushes to open the door, finally someone walks out to let us in, because Shayli wont let Mommy help.
S: Member Mommy don't touch the lid
M: OK....
*Shayli sit on the TO BIG seat and sits and sits THEN.......
S: It's comin mommy, its commin.. I'm pushen hard mommy..
M: Ok Bug.
S: Mommy I'm pushen really hard.......
"Plop"
S: Look Mommy a baby POOP! Sooo cute! Isn't that baby poop so cute!
M: Yes Dear, lets wipe, OK.
S: Look Mommy a baby POOP! Sooo cute!
*By now the other two ladies that are in there with us are laughing out loud, telling me what a cute daughter I have and they wish every trip to the bathroom as this funny.
M: Thank you, we do love her and she keeps us in stiches.
S: Look Mommy a baby POOP! Sooo cute!
*By now the other two ladies that are in there with us are laughing out loud, telling me what a cute daughter I have and they wish every trip to the bathroom as this funny.
M: Thank you, we do love her and she keeps us in stiches.
M: Shayli we need to flush..
S: OK, Mommy say bye bye to the poopy. Bye Bye Poopy. Bye Bye.....
*Down it goes........
And then she bolts from the stall only to hear mommy say..
"SHAYLI we need to wash our hands....."
And then she bolts from the stall only to hear mommy say..
"SHAYLI we need to wash our hands....."
We wash our hands and Shayli again will NOT let me help open the door that she couldn't "push" open. So we are there for a few more minutes.
When we finally get out, Shayli runs back into the restaurant shouting for Daddy:
"Daddy, I went potty, I went Potty. POOP and PEE!"





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